Superhero Parody Fan Gifts

'The Pope signal! Quick! To the Pope mobile!!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Superheroes take a selfie

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Super Heroes.

"The Eggsorcist"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Stonehenge Explained

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Spam in Hell.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'