Superhero Comedy Fans Gifts

"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"That'll be five bucks."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Superheroes take a selfie

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Super Heroes.

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Stonehenge Explained

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'