Supernatural Comedy Fans Gifts

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

Physician tending a mummy.

The devil you know and his plus one

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Date Night

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"What a way to go."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"You put it on backward, dear."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

Till life do you part.

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"I told you never to use the remote control while we are watching The Twilight Zone."

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

"It's 50 bucks off if I can put this in your yard."

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."