Supernatural Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

Physician tending a mummy.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The devil you know and his plus one

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Ghost puddle

Route 666

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Demonic Repossession.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Cat Seance

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Marley's Ghost