Supernatural Comedy Aficionado Gifts

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Physician tending a mummy.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

Eye of Newt Helper

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

Vampire practical jokes.

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"

An artist waits to ambush an easel

The Neighbours from Hell....

"We've got to fit a brace."

Man Exchanges Heads In Desk Trays

Satan in the fireplace

"Back in 15 min."

Low income vampires.