Supernatural Humor Fan Gifts

Things that go bump in the night...

"Oh, did baby get a boo-boo?"

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"What a way to go."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"You put it on backward, dear."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

"I told you never to use the remote control while we are watching The Twilight Zone."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"