Supernatural Humor Fan Gifts

Things that go bump in the night...

"Oh, did baby get a boo-boo?"

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Date Night

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Redlaw and the Phantom

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"What a way to go."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"You put it on backward, dear."

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"So this is how it's going to be."

"I'm afraid we'll have no chance of curing your husband until we find out why he changed into a banana."

"I told you never to use the remote control while we are watching The Twilight Zone."