Supernatural Sitcom Fan Gifts

"I'm letting you go because you're the lesser of 2 evils."

'I found all the texts from her on your phone, George. It's over. From now on, you're alive to me!'

The Neighbours from Hell....

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Redlaw and the Phantom

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"What a way to go."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"I told you never to use the remote control while we are watching The Twilight Zone."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"