Supernatural Sitcom Fan Pillows

"I'm letting you go because you're the lesser of 2 evils."

'I found all the texts from her on your phone, George. It's over. From now on, you're alive to me!'

The Neighbours from Hell....

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

The devil you know and his plus one

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Date Night

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"What a way to go."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"