Supernatural Fan Gifts

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

Wine...Spirits...

Don't text while flying.

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"You had me at hell..."

"To earn your wings, you have to go back and scare the Hell out of people."

The alien's gift of telekinesis was wasted on Alf.

Till life do you part.

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

'You're very clean-shaven for someone who can't use a mirror.'

Shopping in Hell We don't take credit cards..

'Invisible fence'

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

'Forget it,Pal - If you're flying you're not drinking.'

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

"Here's your one-way ticket to hell,Lucifer Baby!"

This is your soul we're talking about, Mr Bagley! Please stop shouting 'DEAL OR NO DEAL' all the time!

JOB Centre "Have you considered shop work?"

Food & Spirits.

'The Dockland Spirits came with the Jacuzzi.'

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

Devil hitchhiker

Spirits in the bottles

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Ghost Reading Newspaper Obituary Column

"It's 50 bucks off if I can put this in your yard."

"HI there! I've just moved in next door. . ."

". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."

'And this time, don't make a specter of yourself.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"I'm afraid he's not available at the moment. Would you like to leave a message?"

"You will die unexpectedly in an inexplicable accident."