Fan Of Supernatural Gifts

Devil in pew at church

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Date Night

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"What a way to go."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

A were-cow.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"