Fan Of Supernatural T-Shirts

Devil in pew at church

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"What a way to go."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

A were-cow.

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"