Supernatural Story Fan Gifts

Two Voices in the Air (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

Grim Reaper tries to hitchhike.

'GEEEZ! What a wimp!'

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Date Night

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"What a way to go."

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

A were-cow.

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"I told you never to use the remote control while we are watching The Twilight Zone."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."