Supernatural Story Fan Gifts

Two Voices in the Air (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

Grim Reaper tries to hitchhike.

'GEEEZ! What a wimp!'

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Date Night

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"What a way to go."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

A were-cow.

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"