Supernatural Tales Fan Gifts

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Date Night

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"What a way to go."

A were-cow.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"I told you never to use the remote control while we are watching The Twilight Zone."

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"