Supernatural Story Enthusiast Gifts

A were-cow.

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Route 666

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Ghost puddle

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Cat Seance

Marley's Ghost

"What a way to go."