Supernatural Story Aficionado Gifts

'You might feel a slight burning sensation.'

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Ghost puddle

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Route 666

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Cat Seance

Marley's Ghost

"What a way to go."