Lover Of Supernatural Tales Gifts

Route 666

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

A were-cow.

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

'I can't sleep Dad. Tell me another scary story?'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

Poet-in-residence: 'Mr. Poe is out. He'll get back to you 'nevermore'.'

"Your job application looks great. Just out of curiosity though, exactly how long have you been dead?"

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'

Devil in pew at church

"Alright, kids. Who wants to hear a scary living story?"

Monster in the Alley.

Don Quixote

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

Scrooge and the Ghost above London

Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

"We have 'Too Hot,' 'Too Cold,' and 'Just Right.'"

"Don't forget, kid - good rats go to heaven, bad rats go to the animal test lab!"

'There's no such thing as BigFoot, huh?!'

"Spoiler alert!"

"For God's sake! Just let him play through!"