Lover Of Supernatural Tales Gifts

Route 666

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

A were-cow.

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

'I told you not to order the stake.'

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

'I can't sleep Dad. Tell me another scary story?'

"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Happy Birthday Headless Horseman.

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

"Your job application looks great. Just out of curiosity though, exactly how long have you been dead?"

Poet-in-residence: 'Mr. Poe is out. He'll get back to you 'nevermore'.'

"With wins today, the Monster team and the Ghost team are moving on to the big game in two weeks." The Monsters will need to play better against the Ghosts. Dracula must come out for blood next time. And Frankenstein has to show up with his head on straight. If the fans hate the Ghosts, it might be impossible to beat them. Yeah, they love hearing "Boo!".

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'

Devil in pew at church

If he had a nightmare, let him crawl in bed with us. Ok. But we don't have children.

"Alright, kids. Who wants to hear a scary living story?"

Paranormal Inactivity

Scrooge and the Ghost above London

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door

Monster in the Alley.

Don Quixote

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

"We have 'Too Hot,' 'Too Cold,' and 'Just Right.'"

"Don't forget, kid - good rats go to heaven, bad rats go to the animal test lab!"

"Spoiler alert!"