Supernatural Fan Prints

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

Wine...Spirits...

Don't text while flying.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"You had me at hell..."

"To earn your wings, you have to go back and scare the Hell out of people."

". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."

"HI there! I've just moved in next door. . ."

"Hilda's water broke!"

This is your soul we're talking about, Mr Bagley! Please stop shouting 'DEAL OR NO DEAL' all the time!

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

"It's 50 bucks off if I can put this in your yard."

"Relax! I'm just here for a Reuben!"

"Can these seat cushions be used as flotation in case of an emergency?

Ghost Reading Newspaper Obituary Column

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Spirits in the bottles

Devil hitchhiker

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'The Dockland Spirits came with the Jacuzzi.'

Food & Spirits.

JOB Centre "Have you considered shop work?"

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"Here's your one-way ticket to hell,Lucifer Baby!"

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

'Forget it,Pal - If you're flying you're not drinking.'

'Invisible fence'

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

Till life do you part.

The alien's gift of telekinesis was wasted on Alf.

'You're very clean-shaven for someone who can't use a mirror.'

Shopping in Hell We don't take credit cards..

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'