Supernatural Comedy Fan Prints

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"You know, you wouldn't be blind if you would poke holes in your sheet."

"Back in 15 min."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

Low income vampires.

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

"You've been right all these years. You don't belong down here. Someone hacked into our computer and switched their name with yours. I'd like to say sorry, but I am the devil."

"After such a nice first date you're not going ghost me, are you?"

Physician tending a mummy.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The devil you know and his plus one

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Date Night

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"What a way to go."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."