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'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"You know, you wouldn't be blind if you would poke holes in your sheet."

"Back in 15 min."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

Low income vampires.

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

"You've been right all these years. You don't belong down here. Someone hacked into our computer and switched their name with yours. I'd like to say sorry, but I am the devil."

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"

"After such a nice first date you're not going ghost me, are you?"

Physician tending a mummy.

The devil you know and his plus one

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Date Night

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"What a way to go."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'