Supernatural Satire Fan Prints

"I love shark week."

Confessional under new management.

'Relax Mrs Flanagan, I've never known a high fibre exorcism to fail yet!'

'Run, people, run! It's a Polkageist!'

Night of the Stingy Vampire Hunters

"The crowdfunding"

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

A witch reads Dracula's Horrorscope from the paper 'Beware of strangers with stakes and holy water. Too much sun or garlic could kill you. A virgo will rock your world. Your lucky number is 8.'

An old Dracula's false teeth fall out.

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

'I can finance your conversion to digital, but you'll owe me your soul.'

"We've got to fit a brace."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What's normal?

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Snarky District

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'