Supernatural Satire Fan Gifts

"I love shark week."

Confessional under new management.

'Relax Mrs Flanagan, I've never known a high fibre exorcism to fail yet!'

'Run, people, run! It's a Polkageist!'

"The crowdfunding"

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

A witch reads Dracula's Horrorscope from the paper 'Beware of strangers with stakes and holy water. Too much sun or garlic could kill you. A virgo will rock your world. Your lucky number is 8.'

An old Dracula's false teeth fall out.

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

'I can finance your conversion to digital, but you'll owe me your soul.'

"We've got to fit a brace."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

How am I abducting?

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The Snarky District

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Parade of Businessmen

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'