Supernatural Satire Admirer Gifts

"Hang about! I'm the one who's supposed to do the tempting."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Czarcasm

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"A haand gel...!?"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Hot cross buns

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Vampire on a plane

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Meowlzebub

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

A Gated Community.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'

Football heads...

Fear of Flying Seminar