Supernatural Satire Admirer Gifts

"Hang about! I'm the one who's supposed to do the tempting."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Czarcasm

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"A haand gel...!?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Hot cross buns

Meowlzebub

Vampire on a plane

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'

Fear of Flying Seminar

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Football heads...

A Gated Community.

"Do you have anything by The Damned."