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Vampire practical jokes.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Maurice has a brush with Death...

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Cat Burglar

Dolphin friendly tuna

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"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cow's straw

Falstaff

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

On the brink.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Hamlet

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."