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Vampire practical jokes.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Maurice has a brush with Death...

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Falstaff

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cow's straw

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cat Burglar

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Hamlet

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Gym Dog

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee