Surreal Comedy Admirer Gifts

"Lookin' for otters, pal?"

The Cheshire cat meets the Cheshire dog.

Caution (evidently this is a falling safe zone of some sort. Or perhaps the military is experimenting with weaponed improbability fields.)

Ancient Racing

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

On the brink.

TV jester.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

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Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Cow's straw

Dolphin friendly tuna

Falstaff

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Cat Burglar

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Hamlet