Surreal Comedy Admirer Pillows

"Lookin' for otters, pal?"

The Cheshire cat meets the Cheshire dog.

Caution (evidently this is a falling safe zone of some sort. Or perhaps the military is experimenting with weaponed improbability fields.)

Ancient Racing

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

TV jester.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

Dolphin friendly tuna

Falstaff

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Cat Burglar

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"He gets easily abstracted."

Hamlet

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'