Bizarre Comedy Admirer Pillows

Johnny Vegas.

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Falstaff

Cow's straw

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

TV jester.

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cat Burglar

Apple Pie Abduction

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Storm in a magic lamp.