Accidental Comedy Admirer Pillows

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

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TV jester.

Cat Burglar

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cow's straw

Falstaff

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Hamlet

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...