Accidental Comedy Admirer Pillows

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

TV jester.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dolphin friendly tuna

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cow's straw

Cat Burglar

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Falstaff

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Hamlet

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Gym Dog