Accidental Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'I'll get the gift wrap.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"Larry does all his own stunts."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

Bathing and Showering.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

Prosthetic snake.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

I hate it when they start without us.

Acme quick sand

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

A cow in a wind tunnel.

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

Develop Your Social Skills: Try asking about something someone just said....

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"So, do you come nowhere often?"