Accidental Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'I'll get the gift wrap.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

"Larry does all his own stunts."

Bathing and Showering.

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

Prosthetic snake.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Tell Warden Fusco that if he doesn't meet our demands he's going to have another Attica on his hands!

I hate it when they start without us.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Acme quick sand

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

A cow in a wind tunnel.

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

Things you don't want to hear on a blind date.

Develop Your Social Skills: Try asking about something someone just said....

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

"So, do you come nowhere often?"