Accidental Humor Fan Pillows

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Pastry Hat

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

Beer Parasol.

Winter Weather.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Joe has been partying hard!'

No, I don

Boomerang cow.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Fish finder."

The bird feeder.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."