Accident Humor Fan Pillows

'Who would ever believe this started with a paper cut you kept picking at...'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Cotton candy

'It's an old work injury.'

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

'Holy shit!'

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

'I can see the sea!'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Two hunters and a near miss

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'How's my son? He swallowed 50p?'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

Mobile library.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.