Traffic Incident Humor Fan Pillows

'So this is the third person you've run over this year.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'It's a slow trap.'

Traffic Jam

Do not pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

Snail Crossing.

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'