Traffic Incident Humor Fan Gifts

'So this is the third person you've run over this year.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'It's a slow trap.'

Traffic Jam

Do not pass.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Slow, Men at Work.

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Snail Crossing.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

Digital Communication.

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'