Traffic Satire Fan Gifts

"No, that's not my family, that's how many people I've hit."

Do not pass.

A butterfly splats on a windshield in a 'Butterfly Crossing.'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'It's a slow trap.'

Traffic Jam

Slow, Men at Work.

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Snail Crossing.

"Goddam Dogs."

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Revealing Airport Security

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

Clown car lane: 10 or more.