Traffic Satire Fan Gifts

"No, that's not my family, that's how many people I've hit."

Do not pass.

A butterfly splats on a windshield in a 'Butterfly Crossing.'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'It's a slow trap.'

Traffic Jam

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Snail Crossing.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Goddam Dogs."

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Move to Arizona.

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Revealing Airport Security

Digital Communication.

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

The dark side of hand santizer

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

High-Occupancy Vehicle Lane