Traffic Joke Aficionado Gifts

The late Petey Dumcluck was a master at Ambulance Chicken.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'It's a slow trap.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Do not pass.

Traffic Jam

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Snail Crossing.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'Oh no, I've been clamped!'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane