Traffic Joke Fan Pillows

Traffic Jam

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'It's a slow trap.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Do not pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Snail Crossing.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Oh no, I've been clamped!'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

Move to Arizona.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Getting the Finger

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Cars and Bed of Nails

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.