Supernatural Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Just because you happen to turn into a wolf during a full moon, dear, doesn't mean you have to act like one!'

"Good evening, I'm Bob Entenman, Inland Revenue. I'd like to talk to you about your income tax for the last 478 years."

"We missed a payment on your exorcism, you're being re-possessed."

Physician tending a mummy.

The devil you know and his plus one

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Route 666

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Ghost puddle

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Marley's Ghost

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Cat Seance

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."