Supernatural Humor Gifts

'Coffee won't help. I'm just not a morning person.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Physician tending a mummy.

Late BroomStick

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The Adventures of God

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Zombies.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"It's just a tree."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Get a tomb!"

Route 666

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"