Supernatural Humor Prints

'Coffee won't help. I'm just not a morning person.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Physician tending a mummy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

Ghost School.

The Adventures of God

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Zombies.

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's just a tree."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Get a tomb!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"