Supernatural Comedy Gifts

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Physician tending a mummy.

Late BroomStick

Ghost School.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The Adventures of God

Zombies.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Get a tomb!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"