Supernatural Comedy Pillows

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

Late BroomStick

Physician tending a mummy.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Zombies.

He looks so natural lying there...

The Adventures of God

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"It's just a tree."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Get a tomb!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Route 666

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"