Supernatural Humorist Gifts

"I didn't really plan for this, so I'll need you to return my posthumous donation."

Eye of Newt Helper

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

Ghost Comedy

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

Satan gets his pictures back from the photo lab.

Vampire kid.

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

Headless ghost listening to ghetto blaster.

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

Physician tending a mummy.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet