Supernatural Humorist Mugs

"I didn't really plan for this, so I'll need you to return my posthumous donation."

Eye of Newt Helper

Ghost Comedy

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

Satan gets his pictures back from the photo lab.

Vampire kid.

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

Headless ghost listening to ghetto blaster.

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

Physician tending a mummy.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

German School

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"