Supernatural Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Just because you happen to turn into a wolf during a full moon, dear, doesn't mean you have to act like one!'

"Good evening, I'm Bob Entenman, Inland Revenue. I'd like to talk to you about your income tax for the last 478 years."

"We missed a payment on your exorcism, you're being re-possessed."

Physician tending a mummy.

The devil you know and his plus one

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Route 666

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Marley's Ghost

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Cat Seance

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"What a way to go."

Amateur Palmist

"So, is this a date with destiny?"