Supernatural Comedy Fans Mugs

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

Physician tending a mummy.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The devil you know and his plus one

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Date Night

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"What a way to go."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"You put it on backward, dear."

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"I told you never to use the remote control while we are watching The Twilight Zone."

"It's 50 bucks off if I can put this in your yard."