Superhero Satire Gifts

'Oh, sure, that little punk Peter Parker gets bitten by a spider...me, I get slimed by a radioactive snail'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 2

Super Heroes.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

'The Neurosis Pack.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Fearless Frog Part 10

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

The Family Joules: Part 20

Atomic Bear: Part 10

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

Superhero Introverts

'And out hospital has rooms...lots of rooms, and some beds, and we've got stairs.'

Life on Earth - Why bother?

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

The Adventures of Recession Man! M'lady, you seem distressed. I haven't had a raise in two years. My bills keep going up but my income has stagnated. Fear not. I can save the day. You can get me a raise? I can help you see things differently. We'll talk it out, then I'll give you a back rub, and you'll feel your anger dissolve into sweet kisses. Typical! some man fashions himself a superhero who can sweet me up in his arms and dismiss all my problems. Whoa, this economy's a powerful nemesis. It'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."

A Visit from the Ghost of Pre-9/11

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

The Family Joules: Part 13

Fearless Frog Part 15

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

"That train is going to crash! Oh, well... it was meant to be."

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"Let's go to my sister's house. They have the 'Absolutely No Super Hero Movies Channel.'"

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

Though it has never been proven, no one has ever denied that Abraham Lincoln had heat vision. Hmmm....

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 6