Superhero Satire T-Shirts

Express your love for clever hero humor with our superhero satire t-shirts—ideal for wearing your humor on your sleeve (or chest).

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'Oh, sure, that little punk Peter Parker gets bitten by a spider...me, I get slimed by a radioactive snail'

'Oh, sure, that little punk Peter Parker gets bitten by a spider...me, I get slimed by a radioactive snail' mockup

'Oh, sure, that little punk Peter Parker gets bitten by a spider...me, I get slimed by a radioactive snail'

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Super Heroes.

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'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!' mockup

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

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'The Neurosis Pack.'

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'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

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'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.' mockup

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

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"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney." mockup

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

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Superhero Introverts

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"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!" mockup

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

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'And out hospital has rooms...lots of rooms, and some beds, and we've got stairs.'

'And out hospital has rooms...lots of rooms, and some beds, and we've got stairs.' mockup

'And out hospital has rooms...lots of rooms, and some beds, and we've got stairs.'

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Life on Earth - Why bother?

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"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours." mockup

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

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Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy. mockup

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

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'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!' mockup

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

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"Let's go to my sister's house. They have the 'Absolutely No Super Hero Movies Channel.'"

"Let's go to my sister's house. They have the 'Absolutely No Super Hero Movies Channel.'" mockup

"Let's go to my sister's house. They have the 'Absolutely No Super Hero Movies Channel.'"

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Though it has never been proven, no one has ever denied that Abraham Lincoln had heat vision. Hmmm....

Though it has never been proven, no one has ever denied that Abraham Lincoln had heat vision. Hmmm.... mockup

Though it has never been proven, no one has ever denied that Abraham Lincoln had heat vision. Hmmm....

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"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray." mockup

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

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"That train is going to crash! Oh, well... it was meant to be."

"That train is going to crash! Oh, well... it was meant to be." mockup

"That train is going to crash! Oh, well... it was meant to be."

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"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."

"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."

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