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Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be? Insurance-Adjuster-Man. In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure. Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast. "Heroes" aren't in it for the money. Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance ...

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

'It's a great new 'superhero' idea. I call him 'Ordinary man'. Whenever there's trouble, he runs into a phone booth and calls the cops.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Torturing the English Language

Trump pardons

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

UK border controls relaxed.

"Gee, thanks pal."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

No-Work Orange

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Ghostwriting the Bible

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

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