Superhero Satire Fan T-Shirts

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"That train is going to crash! Oh, well... it was meant to be."

"Too Marvel?"

Want to go see "Ant-Man," little buddy? NO WAY!!! My whole life, I've had this recurring nightmare where I shrink and shrink and shrink

The Adventures of Recession Man! M'lady, you seem distressed. I haven't had a raise in two years. My bills keep going up but my income has stagnated. Fear not. I can save the day. You can get me a raise? I can help you see things differently. We'll talk it out, then I'll give you a back rub, and you'll feel your anger dissolve into sweet kisses. Typical! some man fashions himself a superhero who can sweet me up in his arms and dismiss all my problems. Whoa, this economy's a powerful nemesis. It'

Atomic Bear: Part 16

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 2

Fearless Frog Part 14

Bingo's Time Out - Part Two

Captain Pizza - a man and his pasta fights for the law!

'Perhaps I should rethink this whole Iron Man look!'

Superhero Introverts

Armchair man

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

What's normal?

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Superheroes take a selfie

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'