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'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

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"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

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"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

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"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

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"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

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